the lauren clark

This is the hardest I’ve laughed all day.

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 23:17:45 -0400

This is the hardest I’ve laughed all day.

fuckitfireeverything: teengrrrlsquad: why isn’t there a STRAIGHT pride parade?? why isn’t there...

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 22:14:37 -0400

teengrrrlsquad:

why isn’t there a STRAIGHT pride parade?? why isn’t there WHITE history month? why isn’t there an international MEN’S day!? why isn’t there a hospital for WELL people?? why isn’t there a soup kitchen for RICH people??!?

#WHY ARE THERE NO CEMETERIES FOR ALIVE PEOPLE

pleatedjeans: proof jennifer lawrence is a disney princess....

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 13:54:40 -0500

pleatedjeans:

proof jennifer lawrence is a disney princess. via

This is EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT. “Oh JLaw, you look so innocently feminine.” And then later she flipped off the cameras. <3

mittandrob: .@mittromney @reppaulryan What if you pretended...

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 20:35:00 -0500

mittandrob:

.@mittromney @reppaulryan What if you pretended women’s votes were “points” that could help you “win” the election?
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 25, 2012

NOVEL IDEA!

bunnyfood: (via helenofdestroy) Oh, my darlin’....

Fri, 21 Sep 2012 20:53:38 -0400

bunnyfood:

(via helenofdestroy)

Oh, my darlin’. You’re a child after my own heart. p.s. CHEEKS.

Apple head cats.

Fri, 21 Sep 2012 20:38:22 -0400

Apple head cats.

Just received via my best friend Toria. Started last night....

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 11:44:14 -0400

Just received via my best friend Toria. Started last night. Already underlined like a motherfucker. I am so excited for this book.

crystalsavestheday: always “WOW, You guys talk like...

Wed, 12 Sep 2012 01:24:47 -0400

crystalsavestheday:

always

“WOW, You guys talk like grown ups.”

“Well, this is a really good school.”

<3 <3 <3 <3

Adding: 6. When a squirrel peeks in the window while I’m...

Wed, 12 Sep 2012 01:10:19 -0400

Adding:

6. When a squirrel peeks in the window while I’m teaching

and

6. “You’re too pretty to be so sad” as if those are two correlated things.

{UnWinona}: I debated whether or not to share this story.

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 20:33:04 -0400

{UnWinona}: I debated whether or not to share this story.:

unwinona:

And then I debated whether or not to put it on Tumblr…but I decided it was important. Because in my own way, I can (unfortunately) point out exactly what is wrong with men when they don’t realize how hard it is to be a woman. How we do not have equal opportunities and freedoms in everyday life….

I bet some people read this and dismiss it; “Oh, well that’s just one guy, you can’t just assume that every guy is that crazy!”

THAT IS THE PROBLEM. As a woman, when someone approaches you, you have no idea if it will end at “why you gotta be like that?” or at “I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.”

Fuck fucking rape culture. Fuck it.

"All girls continue to be taught when they are young, if not by their parents then by the culture..."

Wed, 05 Sep 2012 20:19:09 -0400

“All girls continue to be taught when they are young, if not by their parents then by the culture around them, that they must earn the right to be loved — that “femaleness” is not good enough. This is a female’s first lesson in the school of patriarchal thinking and values. She must earn love. She is not entitled. She must be good enough to be loved. And good is always defined by someone else, someone on the outside.”

- bell hooks in Communion: Female Search for Love (via ceedling)

Well, fuck. bell hooks, always with those pearls of wisdom that, like, get stuck in your teeth… or smack you in the face.

Lauren Dunham, brought to you by Robin the Psychologist.

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 16:21:38 -0400

Lauren Dunham, brought to you by Robin the Psychologist.

My homage to Mike. And to the internet. Much love.

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 17:04:00 -0400

My homage to Mike. And to the internet. Much love.

I WILL BE VICTORIOUS.

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 00:53:42 -0400

I WILL BE VICTORIOUS.

thingsorganizedneatly: SUBMISSION: This Is What 100 Brand New...

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 15:31:29 -0400

thingsorganizedneatly:

SUBMISSION: This Is What 100 Brand New MacBook Pros Look Like (via LikeCool)

Back of House on tax-free weekend!

micasaessucasa: Tiny house in Portland dream come true!

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 17:10:08 -0400

micasaessucasa:

Tiny house in Portland

dream come true!

yup.

Wed, 22 Aug 2012 15:34:17 -0400

yup.

animalstalkinginallcaps: THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS LISTENING TO ME...

Wed, 22 Aug 2012 10:04:16 -0400

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS LISTENING TO ME COMPLAIN ABOUT MY JOB FOR HOURS ON END EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHO ANY OF THE PEOPLE I’M TALKING ABOUT ARE, OR HOW THE BASICS OF MY CHOSEN INDUSTRY FUNCTION.

IN MY HEAD I JUST PICTURE YOUR COWORKERS AS VARIOUS D-LIST TV ACTORS. IT MAKES YOUR COMPLAINING LIKE A LITTLE SHOW. OF COURSE, IT’S A TERRIBLE SHOW AND I HATE ALL THOSE ACTORS NOW, EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVEN’T ACTUALLY DONE ANY OF THE THINGS I HATE THEM FOR.

WHAT ABOUT WHEN I DESCRIBE THE JOB ITSELF IN EXCRUCIATINGLY BORING DETAIL?

QUITE HONESTLY, ONCE YOU GO OFF ON SPECIFICS I JUST TUNE YOU OUT AND TRY TO NOD EVERY 30 SECONDS OR SO. SOMETIMES I GO, “UGH” OR “OH, THAT’S TERRIBLE.” IT WORKS ALMOST EVERY TIME.

YOU ARE A HANDSOME GENIUS.

THANK YOU. YOU NEED A NEW JOB.

Friends.

"The thing about patriarchy is that individual men, gay and straight, are often really wonderful..."

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 09:47:16 -0400

“The thing about patriarchy is that individual men, gay and straight, are often really wonderful people who you love deeply, but they have internalized some really poisonous shit. So every once in a while they say or do something that really shakes you because you’re no longer totally certain they see you as a human being, and you feel totally disempowered to explain that to them.”

-
This happens to me all the time, and it always hits me like a slap in the face. (via lasluchasdelcorazon)

I wish I knew who’d originally said this.

thingsorganizedneatly: SUBMISSION: Little Things: 40 dime-sized...

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 19:46:17 -0400

thingsorganizedneatly:

SUBMISSION: Little Things: 40 dime-sized drawings by Jillian Fisher.

squee! Little Things in a Big Book!